Note to my husband

I'm leaving this note for Nick while I'm gone from Thursday-Sunday. Seriously, this is not a joke and if I had more time, it would be longer.

REMINDERS

No swearing (you better remind Mark), no hitting, no punching, no naughty tv shows, not too much tv, no spitting, keep them warm, fed, safe, and loved please. Don’t leave them unsupervised alone together or someone will get hurt.

Lock back door before bed. Turn porch light on. Turn Jack’s monitor on next to bed! Nick, you may sleep on my side of the bed, but Chopper is not allowed on my side. I think you should wash sheets on Sunday before I get home since I know you will let him on my side :)

Feed dog breakfast and dinner.

Feed fish breakfast and dinner.

Don’t freeze the kids all weekend long while I’m not there to keep it comfortable in the house.

Friday night—Make sure you give Mark bath towels so he doesn’t use the brown decorative towels in the spare room! Be a good hostess. Give him Christmas presents.

Saturday—Basketball practice. Emily is picking Hunter up around 12:45pm and will bring him home around 8:30pm. Please tell her how much you appreciate her helping out.

Jack bedtime—closet light on, shades down, space heater on.

I will leave check for Hannah (Thursday) and Julie (for whole week). Julie, please leave carseats in garage over the weekend so my sister can use on Saturday.

You could be a good person and go to church on Sunday. Hunter has REP from 9-10:30 and you could take Jack to church with toys—and sit by Renee—she will help you with him. Write check for at least $30 if you go.

I love you all and hope our kids are in one piece when I get back. I appreciate you allowing me to have this “girl time” weekend with Amber and I can’t wait to see you all on Sunday. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! Give the kids hugs and kisses from me!!!